March 2012
389 posts
Defensive reading.
Definition: jumping into a book, when the world becomes too much to handle.
February 2012
1,216 posts
Catholic humor
sophiedvn:
AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN: Your receipt for attending Mass. CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Parish to lip-sync HOLY WATER: A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY. HYMN: A song of praise usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation’s range. RECESSIONAL HYMN: The last song at Mass often sung...
Getting Your Life Together →
breadzepplin:
me trying to flirt should be a stand up comedy act
heathyr:
Do you ever get these jolts of emotion when you hear a certain line in a song and you immediately think of some aspect of your favorite book or show or relationship you love, and all of a sudden your chest is expanding with all these internal swirls of aching, like it’s reaching out for something and you just can’t grasp it so you’re stuck riding out the swelling and ebbing feeling of...
That One Bestfriend You Do Weird Things With .. →
thefaggotmonster:
Watchjoshishollywood:
Is… is this real life?!
thebeautysdeepinsideyou:
Trying to think of how shit my life would be without tumblr..
End Of Time - Beyonce (Tigerstep Remix) →
Dude from my high school made this remix, and if he gets enough votes it’ll get judged against other top remixes by Beyonce’s label. Yay music~~ :)
When your parents start yelling at you:
most-awkward-moments:
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joshishollywood:
I think we’re getting to a point where we sometimes don’t really even understand or have any sort of concept of the things we get upset or indignant about. It’s just sort of a knee jerk-reaction thing. That’s kind of bizarre to me, because anger is so stressful. It’s the worst. So I don’t really get why people flock to get mad about something in droves, especially in instances...
I'm just gonna go ahead and say that if you vote...
vondell-swain:
it’s only a matter of time before they start embedding a video of sad animals with that sad Sarah McLachlan song playing behind it into the Missing E warnings and making you watch the whole thing every time
